Tipping Corner

01/10/2008 Author : Tammi Eastland SMS Tipping Highlights for September 2008     Durbanville 30 Pick 6 Returned R 23 075.40 Durbanville 30 Jackpot Returned R 2722.50 Arlington 29 Pick 6 Returned R 7288.20 Arlington 29 Best Bet (Hear The Drums) Paid R 1.30 Durbanville 27 Best Bet (Jaydee's Obsession) Paid R 1.60 Vaal 27 Best Bet (Cradock) Paid R 1.20 Arlington 26 PA Returned R 569.60 Vaal 25 Jackpot Returned R 3997.80 Vaal 25 Best Bet (Fantasy Flight) Paid R 1.60 Greyville 24 Best Bet (Mother Russia) Paid R 1.50 Arlington 24 Best Bet (U R The Best) Paid R 2.00 Turffontein 20 Best Bet (Aluminium) Paid R 2.30 Turffontein 20 Value Bet (High As A Kite) Paid R 3.20 Arlington 19 Best Bet (Nzumba) Paid R 2.00 Arlington 19 Value Bet (Magic Amigo) Paid R 5.70 Vaal 18 Best Bet (Speech Time) Paid R 1.40 Clairwood 17 PA Returned R 3728.00 Clairwood 17 Best Bet (Port Of Dubai) Paid R 1.60 Vaal 15 Best Bet (Norquinco) Paid R 1.40 Kenilworth 13 Best Bet (Winter Wizard) Paid R 2.50 Scottsville 13 Pick 6 Returned R 5580.40 Scottsville 13 Best Bet (Albert Einstein) Paid R 1.30 Fairview 12 Best Bet (Master Landing) Paid R 2.20 Scottsville 10 PA Returned R 838.40 Scottsville 10 Jackpot Returned R 558.00 Clairwood 7 Jackpot Returned R 1034.30 Kenilworth 6 Best Bet (Mars Star) Paid R 2.00 Turffontein 6 Value Bet (Man's Hood) Paid R 5.30 Fairview 5 Value Bet (Hill Of Fire) Paid R 5.00 Vaal 4 Jackpot Returned R 652.00 Vaal 4 PA Returned R 535.20 Scottsville 3 Best Bet (Starzene) Paid R 1.60   Subscribe for SMS tipping by purchasing 20 race meetings for R350.00 and the tips will be sent directly to your phone.    SMS CAPE, KZN, PE or GAUTENGGAUTENG to 42003     5 Winners this month for MBR . Mars Star        Kenilworth         6 Sep 2008        Maiden Plate; 1400m      B Kantor ; L Nestadt ;   Grand Palais            Kenilworth         13 Sep 2008      Maiden Plate; 1600m      W Smith ; Mark Bass ; J Kelly ; G Oaten ; P Slabber ; Q Crofford ; C Smith ; D Neveling   Thundering Jet          Durbanville        21 Sep 2008      Matchem Stakes (Gr 3); 1400m   I Longmore   Meteor Shower          Durbanville        27 Sep 2008      MR 98 Handicap; 1800m L De Haast;  M Aronstam ; G L Blank ; D I Scott       Bank Hall        Durbanville        30 Sep 2008      Maiden Plate; 1200m     K Naiken

Joke of the Month

01/10/2008 Author : Tammi Eastland Joke of the Month A Jazz Chord   Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is absolutely packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his new audience he asks if anyone would like him to play a request.   An old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at the top of his voice “Play a Jazz chord ! Play a jazz chord!”   Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie’s varied career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes. When he finishes the whole place goes wild. The little old man jumps up again and shouts “No, no, play a Jazz chord, play a Jazz chord.”   A bit ticked off by this, Stevie, being the professional that he is, dives straight into a jazz improvisation with his band around the B flat minor chord and really tears the place apart. The crowd goes wild with this impromptu show of his technical expertise. The little old man jumps up again. “No, no. Play a Jazz chord, play a jazz chord.”   Well and truly outraged that this little guy doesn’t seem to appreciate his playing ability, Stevie says to him from the stage “OK smart ass. You get up here and do it!”   The little old man climbs up onto the stage, takes hold of the mike and starts to sing…   “A jazz chord to say I wuv you…”